As you approach the dungeon's entrance, you can't help but notice the mouthwatering aroma wafting through the air. Your stomach grumbles in anticipation, and even Colonel Clucks seems to be eyeing the doorway with a hungry gleam in his beady eyes.

You cautiously step into the dungeon, only to be greeted by a most peculiar sight. The walls are lined with shelves upon shelves of freshly baked bread, from crusty baguettes to fluffy dinner rolls. In the center of the room stands a towering figure clad in a flour-dusted apron and a puffy chef's hat. He bellows, “Welcome, foolish adventurers, to the Dungeon of Dreadful Dreads! I am the Baker of Doom, and these are my Army of Angry Baguettes!”

As if on cue, dozens of baguettes suddenly sprout tiny arms and legs, their crust scowls fixed upon you. They brandish miniature butter knives and let out a unified cry of “En garde, intruders!”

A sign hangs on the wall, barely visible amidst the bread-based chaos. It reads:

“Welcome to the Dungeon of Dreadful Dreads! First challenge: Defeat the Baker of Doom and his Army of Angry Baguettes!”

Colonel Clucks lets out a startled “Bawk!” and hops onto your shoulder, eyeing the Angry Baguettes warily. You grip your sword, realizing that this is no ordinary dungeon. The Baker of Doom grins maniacally, his eyes gleaming with the promise of a pun-filled battle.

What do you do?

1. Charge forward, wielding your sword and yelling “I shall make mincemeat of these wheat-based warriors!”
2. Attempt to negotiate a truce with the Baker of Doom.