Chapter 3A: The Gelatinous Jiggler
With the Baker of Doom defeated and your victory celebrated, you and Colonel Clucks proceed to the next room. As you step across the threshold, you notice a strange, shimmering substance coating the floor. Suddenly, the gelatinous mass begins to quiver and rise, taking on a vaguely humanoid shape.
“Well, well, well!” the creature giggles, its voice a high-pitched wobble. “What have we here? A brave adventurer and a plucky poultry pal? I am the Gelatinous Jiggler, guardian of this room and connoisseur of all things wiggly and wobbly!”
You stare at the Jiggler, your eyebrows raised in amusement. Colonel Clucks lets out a curious “Bawk?” as he hops closer to investigate the gelatinous being.
“If you wish to pass, you must first prove your worth!” the Jiggler declares, its gooey body quivering with excitement. “Make me laugh, and I shall grant you passage. But fail, and you'll be trapped in my jiggly embrace forever!”
You ponder your options, your mind racing with potential puns and jokes. The Gelatinous Jiggler watches you expectantly, its googly eyes shimmering with mirth.
What do you do?