Chapter 3D: The Pie-Tossing Pirates
With your negotiation skills tested and your pack full of delectable pastries, you and Colonel Clucks continue your journey through the Dungeon of Dreadful Dreads. As you enter the next room, you find yourself in the middle of a chaotic scene.
The room is designed to look like the deck of a pirate ship, complete with wooden planks, billowing sails, and a Jolly Roger flag fluttering overhead. However, instead of fearsome pirates, the room is filled with a rowdy crew of pastry-wielding buccaneers.
“Avast, me hearties!” the pirate captain shouts, his hat adorned with a cherry pie. “These landlubbers dare enter our domain? Let's show 'em what happens to those who cross the Pie-Tossing Pirates!”
The pirates let out a chorus of agreement, brandishing an assortment of pies, from classic apple to rich chocolate cream. Colonel Clucks lets out an alarmed “Bawk!” and ducks behind your leg.
“Wait!” you shout, holding up your hands in a gesture of peace. “We mean you no harm, Pie-Tossing Pirates. Perhaps we can come to an arrangement?”
The pirate captain narrows his eyes, a blueberry pie poised menacingly in his hand. “An arrangement, ye say? Alright, landlubber, I'm listening. But make it quick, or ye'll find yerself on the receiving end of a pie barrage!”
What do you do?